Giving Prescription Drugs to Your Son Violates Parole

At least if you give it to him to share with his buddies.

Be careful when you steal someone's ID . . .

. . . you might run into your putative sister-in-law.

The Power of Prayer

. . . to scare off a robber.

If you are going to rob a police station . . .

. . . you should get more than a cell phone and a little money.

Some People Have Too Much Time on Their Hands

At least the lady who fought this ticket did.

No, not too fat . . .

. . . to be executed.

Bring $4,000 worth of drugs into a jail . . .

. . . you might be invited to stay.